OK, it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm going to be 51, except last year was so appalling, for many reasons, I thought I would have my 50th again this year, sort of second try, buuuuuut, actually I'm not that keen on the real world knowing at all and so it is not having any publicity.
However, I will be quite upset if people (eg the offspring) forget. Answers on a post-card please
ps. I know this reads very "little miss contrariwise" but I'm feeling old, crotchety and raging with PMT