Wandering around Waitrose in Hull this afternoon (yes, I know, stereotypes are made to be disproved) I came across a man in the homewares aisle quietly and reflectively squeezing 2 of the deep round muffin cases in a silicone muffin tray.
He saw me seeing him, shuffled gently and moved off towards "Laundry Goods".
I am still giggling.
Oh grow up !
Notes from a train journey in Middle England
7 hours ago